Oi smokers! Smoke. Smoke as much as you like. I really don't care. But quit it with the littering why don't you. Get a portable ashtray and keep your butts off the pavement. Thank you for listening.
I noticed Hercule Poirot that famous Belgian sleuth off the telly uses a rather smart silver pocket ashtray for his cigar butts. So if it's good enough for him... besides they're really not very expensive. Try these:
>> Posh pocket ashtray with free engraving £5.99
>> Even posher silver-plated pocket ashtray £11.00
>> And another silvery one £6.99
>> This boodi ashtray is biodegradable and only costs £3 for five (plus VAT)
>> Or a brass one for four quid
>> Obviously there's billions of them on ebay
>> And these sqaure metal ones are quite nice at only £2.29
>> Some come on keyrings for £1.99
>> And there are multi-coloured ones for £3.49
That enough? Good. There's really no excuse.
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